This is the announcement that has just been put forth by the Israeli ministries of internal affairs and the IDF.
Announcement from the municipality of Ness Ziona, Saturday, 7.10.23, time 13:00
Israel is at war.
Instructions of the Home Front Command:
It is recommended to stay next to protected spaces.
Gathering is prohibited:
Over 50 people in a closed area
Over 10 people in an open area
According to the instructions, all the events planned today, the eve of Simchat Torah, are cancelled.
Tomorrow, Sunday, 8.10.23, there will be no classes in all educational institutions.
Due to the situation, power outages in the city.
If it is not necessary, it is recommended not to use the elevators.
The municipal emergency teams are deployed in the area and provide a comprehensive response.
All the public shelters in the city are open and we equip them with emergency lighting, mattresses and water.
The municipal stadium was used as a reception center and is ready to receive residents as the need arises.
The educational psychological service was opened.
Hotline for emotional support for children and parents, call 08-9306010 or via 106 dispatch
My PolySci professor explained Israel as America’s retarded cousin. He said America gives the buffoon a stick and says “I don’t like that guy”. The moron runs over and hits the other guy with a stick. America says “it wasn’t me, it was that idiot.” and when the retarded cousin comes back, America gives him a bigger stick.
Good way of putting it.