• SSTFOP
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      341 year ago

      The important thing about Voyager is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I needed to recalibrate the holodeck’s stablization matrix. Well, I glued on fake sideburns to my face, as was the style at the time, so that I could go to deck 34, which in those days was called 33b. Where was I? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had glued on fake sideburns to my face, as was the style at the time.