• @postmateDumbass
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    1 year ago

    Ive never seen anyone with such horrible reading comprehension as yourself.

    Did someone have to bribe your primary teachers to get you past the 3rd grade?

        • @Rapture
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          21 year ago

          Maybe one day you will be more than subhuman shit, but that day is not close

          • @postmateDumbass
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            11 year ago

            Oooh a swear word, im sobhurt, scared, and intimidated.

            Such pathetic gangstalking trolls you turned out to be.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 year ago

      Weak zing, hardly anything to do with my comment, limp attempt at insults, 3/10.

      You wanna try again? Ill give you a mulligan.

          • @Scotty_Trees
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            31 year ago

            It’s a play on words for “Hey Culligan Man!” which was an advertisement that played repeatedly throughout the 90’s in the US, for reference: https://youtu.be/LwwT92Gmp0w

            • @postmateDumbass
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              01 year ago

              You’re barking up the wrong tree.

              This guy is one can and the plastic packaging that kills turtles short of a six pack.

              How they escaped Fife, Alabama i have no idea.

      • @postmateDumbass
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        -21 year ago

        Try one that does not mirror my reply this time!

          • @postmateDumbass
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            11 year ago

            More derivative tripe.

            You could not humor your way out of a wet paper bag.

            • @[email protected]
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              11 year ago

              See that would have been a better attempt, tho not a passing one. Sadly, you already pissed away your mulligan. Better luck next year sport

              • @postmateDumbass
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                11 year ago

                In still amazed at your willful and determined ignorance.

                You keep doubling down on your poor reading ability.

                At this point im pretty sure you have failed at any occupation requiring wit or intelligence.

                Go have sex with your mother and keep your family traditions alive.

                You need a win where you can find it.

                • @[email protected]
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                  11 year ago

                  Gods above, now if only this had been your first attempt! 6/10, but hey thats a passing grade in some countries! The incest bit is trite, but I admire the choice of phrasing.

                  Youve been studying, havent you?

                  • @postmateDumbass
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                    11 year ago

                    Nope. Just decided not to take any guff from a failed soul. Im sorey your stand up carreer faded away so quickly.

                    But trying to bully strangers on lemmy is truly a sign that you need better things to do.

                    Especially when you make Dane Cook look like an intelectual beacon of hope.