I’m sure they can’t be there to ‘save water’, as they auto flush as soon as you stand up, knowing good and well you still gotta wipe your ass and flush again anyways…

  • @over_cloxOP
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    41 year ago

    True enough, but can’t they put the auto-flush thing on a one minute delay or so, at least give me a bit to wipe my ass first?

    • @DoomBot5
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      161 year ago

      So the next person comes in and finds the toilet unflushed?

      • @over_cloxOP
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        -21 year ago

        One. Minute. Delay.

        It’s gonna take at least that long for me to wipe and get my pants back up anyways, I’m pretty sure that thing would have done flushed by the time I leave the stall.

        Better yet, set the auto-flush to trigger when I open the stall door to leave, problem solved.

        • lurch (he/him)
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          91 year ago

          Nahb make it 20s and display a huge countdown on the stall door. If it’s too fast for you, you can reset it, by pressing the seat down. 😆

          • @over_cloxOP
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            41 year ago

            I get that you’re being silly LOL, but a seat pressure sensor ain’t a half bad idea either.

            • lurch (he/him)
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              21 year ago

              Maybe also horns/sirens, for the visually impaired 🤣

              Too much, i know 😅

              • @over_cloxOP
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                21 year ago

                Don’t forget the emergency flare 👍