the-swift-tricker:

it’s easy to mock the concept of batman’s secret identity and think it’s ridiculous that nobody would realize that he’s bruce wayne but if some lady suddenly showed up late at night dressed in full military grade kevlar and started fighting crime in los angeles i wouldn’t look at that and think "ah it’s kylie jenner

you-got-it-capstar:

Same logic applies to Clark Kent tbh I wouldn’t see Superman, the crazy powerful alien, zooming past me and go “i think he’s secretly an award winning journalist”

the-swift-tricker: "it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…anderson cooper?!

appendingfic:

Me: "sees masked man fighting both crime and police corruption* Me: I have no idea who that is, but it is NOT a billionaire.

spifalling: People don’t even recognise tony hawk without the skateboard what do you expect

livekyoto:

People don’t even recognize Tony Hawk WITH a skateboard, bless them. Source: the-swift-tricker 66,205 notes

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    91 year ago

    Anderson Cooper

    Oh, don’t start that again! Anderson Cooper wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn’t wear glasses.

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        preposterous. no one who wears glasses ever takes them off and doesn’t wear them again for 3 or 4 days and lives in a perpetual blur that would be easier to navigate if they just wore their glasses but for some reason don’t