• @[email protected]
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    1811 months ago

    Naming things is the hardest part of everything.

    That’s why I’m never going to have children.

    • @Chunk
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      1111 months ago

      Just pick the 15th most common name of the previous year. Then your kid will be fine.

      • Turun
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        411 months ago

        This is legit a really good move. Not too common, so you need a nickname because there will always be five children with the same amen on the playground. But also common enough that they will very rarely have to spell it out.

        • @Chunk
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          311 months ago

          Please tell my wife this.

    • @iamtrashman1312
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      411 months ago

      Just name your kids after your richest favorite relatives and wait for that sweet sweet inheritance dosh to come your way