• themeatbridge
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    1031 year ago

    “What? It’s cute!”

    -some dipshit with an Agile certification

    • Lexi Sneptaur
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      311 year ago

      Gonna get an agile certification to get such a position and then coach my team into a fucking union

      • iByteABit [he/him]
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        11 year ago

        Can many of us also get an agile certification and coach the proletariat to seize the means of production?

    • @rockSlayer
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      151 year ago

      It would be cute if it was how the person was getting a 10% bonus on what they helped make the company

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        Bonus in my experience would be the team in question get 10-30% of the total to share. If we’re talking a pure sales team it varies wildly however, I’ve seen everything from 10-50% to the team. In some industries sales people can make more than their CEO good years.