No no see I totally don’t know what these berries I’ve been picking for the last decade are someone please come help me identify them and maybe take home a jar or jam.

I’m mostly just cranky that these wild bushes are doing better than the bush I’m trying to cultivate. It’s probably because they’re in a creek with a lot of shade and the trees around my personal blackberry bush need another decade. I even have this ag textbook a friend wrote and short of a soil sample I’m out of ideas. I’d ask him in person but our séances don’t reach the east coast, the long distance charges are ridiculous.