karcatgirl-vantas:

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because “tasty” means something tastes good. conversely, from the words “smelly” and “noisy” we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

skluug:

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

  • mozingo
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    91 year ago

    Sounds just like my ex

    • Dojan
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      -11 year ago

      How would you know what your ex tasted like?

      • @paddirn
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        21 year ago

        That’s why she’s the ex… he didn’t like the way she tasted… down there.

      • @Daft_ish
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        11 year ago

        To be honest, everyone knows what their ex tastes like.