• @[email protected]
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    81 year ago

    Why is it always a Roman gladius? What if the burglars are Germanic tribes ambushing you in your Teutoburg-inspired winter garden? Happens more often than not

    • @Rolando
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      31 year ago

      O! Quinctilius Varus! Give me back my stereo!

    • @Son_of_dad
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      11 year ago

      You can’t really prepare for a Germanic forest ambush but I’ll at least be ready if there’s an outbreak of Carthagenian ships on the horizon.