PORTLAND, OR—Charmed by how remarkably cruel everyone was, visiting friend Kaitlyn Hickman told reporters Tuesday that she was pleasantly surprised by Portland’s open hostility toward homeless people. “I was really concerned before coming here that people were going to try to extend aid to those without shelter, but…
Love, Tom McCall…
On all major highways at the state borders there is a sign that reads: “Oregon Thanks You”… for leaving.