Steve: turns on lightsaber

Steve: Hm…what does the green plasma taste like?

  • The Bard in Green
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    101 year ago

    I want the Great Chandrillan Baking Show.

    It’s Shistivanen Week and Plintth is in his element!

    ““Oh, it’s going to be meat pies! Savoury meat pies, sweet meat pies! Blood pies! This is my comfort zone!””

    Meanwhile Kwen needs to wow the judges, after her Kakooloo nut disaster last week.

    ““Oh no! It’s going to be meat pies! What do I do? This is terrible!””

    There’s drama…

    ““Bakers, you have fifteen minutes remaining!””

    Tragedy…

    ““Oh no, oh no, oh no! This looks a mess!””

    And Triumph…

    ““This is, without a doubt, the best Frischenaak, I have ever tasted!””

    Under the kitchen dome, today on the Great Chandrillan Baking Show.

    • Piecemakers
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      31 year ago

      Missed opportunity for “fifteen parsecs”, if only to poke the pedants to reply, frothing: “that’s not a measure of time!” 🤪🤣

      • The Bard in Green
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        1 year ago

        It’s a cooking measurement on a technical challenge.

        “Three parsecs of krumm flour? Three parsecs? Is that even a baking measurement? Bloody dark side! Are they mad?”

        “Meanwhile, Kel Turon’s expertise in Corellian cuisine is paying off and he has it figured out…”

        “Three parsecs of krumm flour. Haha. Well done Polhol’eewood. See, I happen to know that on Corellia a parsec is more than just a spacial measurement… They use parsecs to measure… well, almost everything.”

        • Piecemakers
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          21 year ago

          I like this one, Mom. Can we keep him?