• @agent_flounder
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    301 year ago

    “We investigated thoroughly and came away with no findings”

    • @[email protected]
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      11 year ago

      “The lab results from the brain dissection were inconclusive, but the available data has lead us to formulate a new hypothesis. This sort of anomalously delusional thinking pattern may have been effected by excessive exposure to news and social media, but further research would be required.”