i was in middle school and went to olive garden with my parents. the waiter had one of those voices that…you know, that men in the gay community normally have.

and so they had this soup on the menu i wanted called pasta fagioli that i wasn’t sure how to pronounce and also i had social anxiety

and it didn’t go well

  • @PetDinosaurs
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    501 year ago

    If the cringiest moment of your life is pronouncing it fag-e-oli, you have had very little cringe in your life.

    • @smort
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      321 year ago

      Yeah come back to me when you shit your pants at your friends house at the age of 8, and then “help” him and his mom try to find where the smell is coming from

      • @PetDinosaurs
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        141 year ago

        So, in retrospect, did you get away with it? Or was the mom humoring you? Presumably, there would be signs.

        • @smort
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          211 year ago

          Yeah I eventually snuck back to the bathroom and cleaned up and put my shitty tighty whiteys in the bathroom trash. I assume his mom knew. Maybe she couldn’t figure out how to address it gently, maybe she just wanted to fuck with me lol

          • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿
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            91 year ago

            Don’t feel too bad. My mum discovered my cousin was shitting himself regularly when he visted our home. I never noticed but my mum told my auntie “Your son is shitting himself every time he comes round. Sort it out”.

            Cue a few days later his mum comes round midday when we’re gaming and takes him into the bathroom before bursting out and shouting - “BRING CARRIER BAGS AND A TOWEL!”

            I never did find out why he was shitting himself.

      • @dingus
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        1 year ago

        I shit my pants in school at a similar age and left it in my pants the rest of the day. Good lord that was major cringe. Ruined my favorite pants too. I almost forgot about that until your comment.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        Did you get caught, or did you successfully pull one over on them? Because if it’s the latter, that is very impressive.

        • @smort
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          41 year ago

          I eventually snuck back to the bathroom and cleaned up and put my shitty tighty whiteys in the bathroom trash. I assume his mom knew. Maybe she couldn’t figure out how to address it gently, maybe she just wanted to fuck with me lol