I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world
lemmy.world
Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. - I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. - I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully). - Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. - If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

They’ve been very cagey about their reasons, so naturally the comments are split between making the worst/most hilarious assumptions, making jokes, and actual helpful advice.

  • fatboy93
    4•2 years ago

    I’m not sure if the post was in response to something in 196 community or if it got screenshotted there.

    Either way was a funny take on the submarine situation, i suppose

    • @dystopOP
      3•2 years ago

      What is the 196 community?

      • jherazob
        3•2 years ago

        A meme community, with the main rule being that every time you visit it you must post a meme, therefore they have a big volume of meme content posted

    • livus
      3•2 years ago

      I don’t think the original OP had the submarine in mind. They said they were going to do a lot of walking.