TheWaterGodM to [email protected]English • 1 year agoMan arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying billwww.ktvu.comexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up182arrow-down1external-linkMan arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying billwww.ktvu.comTheWaterGodM to [email protected]English • 1 year agomessage-square12fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@OldManBOMBINlink24•1 year ago“What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 year agoAnd you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?
“What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo.”
And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?
Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?