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Source: https://t.me/pravdaGerashchenko_en/28697

In Russian Belgorod, a woman reported a blue blanket on a yellow balcony to the local security department. She wrote that “measures need to be taken”.

Shortly after, she received thanks for her vigilance and a report that the blanket was taken down, accompanied by a photo.

Russian paranoia is blooming.

  • bedrooms
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    721 year ago

    Hi Officer, I was watching cartoon and there’s those blue hairs on that yellow skin.

    • HuddaBudda
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      391 year ago

      Homer: Marge! Marge! They’re calling you a war crime on the TV again.

      Marge: Oh Geez. If people would just talk over their differences, they’d find they have a lot of other things to hate each other for.

      Lisa: But Moooooommmmm, Russia is the aggressor in this state, and Ukraine has the right to defend itself!

      Bart: Aggressive like my farts. And more deadly then Russian bombs.

      Lisa: Moooom. Bart is becoming a mouth piece of the Russian state again!

      Homer: Enough you two, I told you not to argue geo-politics, when I am not sober. And not during football season.

      Bart: But you’re never sober…

      Homer: Exactly. new beer can opens

        • @deus
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          51 year ago

          Word on the street is that the Simpsons is good again, actually.