• @pdxfed
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    131 year ago

    Me: what do you do in the event of a fire?

    Genius: I’d be in the pool, i’in’t? /Taps head

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      131 year ago

      I set my bath pillow on fire once - while I was in the bath. I was well impressed with my quick thinking just to yank in down into the bathwater to put it out. My partner was too unimpressed with my stupidity/carelessness to appreciate my quick reflexes!

      • @Coreidan
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        191 year ago

        What in the fuck could you possibly be doing where you find yourself in a situation where your pillow is on fire? While bathing?

        I’m with your partner on this one.

        • @[email protected]OPM
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          71 year ago

          Candles around the bath! One behind my head got a bit out of control and caught the bath pillow. It was made from something super flammable (or inflammable?) so it went up quickly. It singed a few hairs and the pillow was ruined, but no injuries or damage otherwise!

          • @samus12345
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            1 year ago

            super flammable (or inflammable?)

            Both mean the same thing! Thanks to the confusing English language, we have to use “non-flammable” to make it clear that something is NOT flammable/inflammable.