@bigboismith to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year agoI am God's greatest programmerimagemessage-square48arrow-up1739arrow-down118cross-posted to: programmerhumorprogramminghumor[email protected]
arrow-up1721arrow-down1imageI am God's greatest programmer@bigboismith to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square48cross-posted to: programmerhumorprogramminghumor[email protected]
minus-square@ericbomblink16•1 year agoLook, it’s me. Just let me rewrite ONE report from scratch so it doesn’t check a specific unindexed table that it doesn’t actually need to check and causes the report to be killed by MSQL because it takes too long to run. Please just one rewrite. Please. Just one little crystal report.
Look, it’s me.
Just let me rewrite ONE report from scratch so it doesn’t check a specific unindexed table that it doesn’t actually need to check and causes the report to be killed by MSQL because it takes too long to run.
Please just one rewrite. Please.
Just one little crystal report.
Ugh 🤮
I mean I agree with the vibe of that image but holy niche.