Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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    261 year ago

    I know, it’s stupid, but anyway…

    “If I don’t survive, tell everyone I used GNU+Linux, btw.”

    But realistically, I’d probably be repeating this to myself: “Do not talk right after you wake up! Do not talk right after you wake up! Check the time, wait at least 2 hours. Do not trust yourself right after you wake up!” in hope that I’d remember to do so as to not accidentally disclose private information while still being high.

    • @QuarterSwede
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      61 year ago

      Propofol is a hell of a drug. It’s impossible to not say something since your prefrontal cortex is basically still off.

      My wife is an RN for the place I had a procedure done and I came out of it asking the anesthesiologist how much she made and telling her my wife was thinking of becoming a nurse anesthetist. The staff thought it was hilarious of course.

    • @[email protected]
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      51 year ago

      So you want people to know you use GNU+Linux, and at the same time believe you have important “private information” you’re likely to disclose while recovering from a general anaesthetic?