Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.“I want to tell all my colleagues here what I told the Republicans in that room last n...

Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

  • @teamevilEnglish
    11•1 year ago

    Jesus tap dancing on a cracker Christ maybe just maybe it’s Satan‽

    • @bmsokEnglish
      1•1 year ago

      I prefer the simpler Jesus Backflipping Christ but I love yours, too

      • @teamevilEnglish
        2•1 year ago

        I felt I needed to chose violence