Customer: I’d like a key to start my car Me: Okay, that’s $110 Customer: Makes a face Me: I can make one that just opens the doors for $10 Customer: That sounds better
I make the key, explain it won’t start the car They pay and leave They try to start the car with the key
One time a gentleman brought in a doorknob that wouldn’t turn. I had to demonstrate for 5 minutes that it wasn’t broken, he was just holding both sides of the knob while turning it.
Big oof