Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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    171 year ago

    Hold your breath before the mask goes on then really quickly say “tennineeightsevensixfivefourthreetwoone”

    Breath in, and then go “bet you I’m the first to…”

    Pass out

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      21 year ago

      I may be wrong, but I think the mask is just oxygen. What puts you under is the stuff they inject you.