(remember, this is all just for fun. no hard feelings towards lotr)

  • @Tenthrow
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    81 year ago

    I mean are they chill though?

    • @A_Toasty_Strudel
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      131 year ago

      Historically speaking Tolkien’s elves aren’t exactly known for being chill. Ha

      • theodewere
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        71 year ago

        pretty sure Feanor was an Elf, and that dude had exactly the least amount of chill

      • verity_kindle
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        21 year ago

        “Sure, root beer drinking humie, you can wed my daughter, if you bring me a jewel. It’s somewhere in Minas Corva, good luck, there are five lights, seeyoudeadbye…”

    • @[email protected]
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      51 year ago

      Sure they are. They’re just a wee bit racist. “If your fitlhy dwarve wants to pass through our woods, he must be blindfolded and our lord and lady will get to decide if he leaves the woods alive or not.”