LEWISTON, ME—In the hours following a violent rampage in Maine in which a lone attacker killed at least 16 individuals and injured numerous others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from …
-People who end conversations with “I’m gonna block you now”.
Also love how they had to make the joke about “staying in school” twice because if I ignored it the first time it’s definitely going to sting the second one.