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sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago

Programmers, Stop Using Primitives. Use Civilized.

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Programmers, Stop Using Primitives. Use Civilized.

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sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago
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    Gentleman should be the name of the system. We need exquisite types:

    • int: numeral
    • boolean: veritas
    • char: littera
    • string: verbum
    • double: fractio
    • struct: aedificium
    numeral x = 3; // pronounced "noo-mer-al eggs is thadeeEEEE" 
    
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        • byte: octoplex
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          bite: minima byte: octoplex

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      That post was going so well… And then you go and use the equality symbol for assignment like a savage.

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        numeral x 3 est.

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          Perfection!

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        True. Clearly we should use “is”

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      In VIM mode, veritas

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      “aedificium” got me

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