I’ll get the ball rolling:

Dead Man’s Shoe (2004)

Sounds like a tearjerking tale of a recently-bereaved man returning the shoe of a road accident victim he found in a bush to the victim’s late wife, through which they spark a deep friendship that goes beyond mere love. PG-13 5/10 Oscar-bait shite.

  • @piskertariot
    52•1 year ago

    James Bond: Singlepussy.

    James settles down and gets monogamous.

    • @[email protected]English
      2•1 year ago

      Screenplay - “Goldfinger” (1964)

      ---- SCENE

      James Bond lies strapped to a table and looks on with increasing anxiety at the laser beam between his legs as it moves slowly towards him.

      Bond: “Do you exshpect me to talk?”

      Goldfinger: Scoffs “No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to ask Moneypenny out. She’s really into you!”

      Bond: Relieved “Sure, I could do that.”

      Goldfinger shuts off the laser.

      Goldfinger: “Good.”

      ---- END SCENE

      ROLL END CREDITS

      🎶Goldfinger. He’s the man, the man with the matchmakers touch…"🎶