• @Kyrgizion
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    1551 year ago

    I have family members who refer to me as Cassandra because I regularly spout “inane nonsense” about the future which then inevitably becomes true.

    I don’t have a gift or a crystal ball. I have two eyes and (sadly) a working brain and the werewithal to study history and put one and one together.

    We aren’t geniuses by any stretch of imagination. It’s just extremely sad and painful to see almost everyone else keep going with the (just) bearable lies vs the distinctively unbearable truth.

    • @HonoraryMancunian
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      921 year ago

      Cassandra… in Greek mythology was a Trojan priestess dedicated to the god Apollo and fated by him to utter true prophecies but never to be believed. In modern usage her name is employed as a rhetorical device to indicate a person whose accurate prophecies, generally of impending disaster, are not believed.

      For those who were also wondering

        • @Kerandir
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          -71 year ago

          Xitter rhymes whit shitter he he he hehehe

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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        71 year ago

        I’d also suggest Mythos by Stephen Fry. Good book for someone who would like to read about Greek mythology.

      • JackFrostNCola
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        1 year ago

        Theres no way her family are both smart enough to both dub her Cassandra (given that reference), but also not able to comprehend the reasons behind what she says…

        • Echo Dot
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          01 year ago

          I don’t know quite a lot of conservatives are smart in terms of education they’re just not very good at critical thinking skills.

      • @Confused_Emus
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        31 year ago

        No, no, she’s the last human in the universe. A bitchy trampoline.

    • Dojan
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      421 year ago

      I’m like this, but I’m just a pessimist. I naturally expect a terrible outcome from everything, and get disappointed every time I’m right.

      My roomie got called in on an all-staff meeting on a weekend back in spring. They’re truckers, so some work weekends, it’s normal. All-staff meetings were not however. No one divulged any information, and so I was all “oh you’re all getting laid off.” My friend was all “that’s impossible, they’re actively hiring!”

      Day came. Gathering started. Atmosphere was great. My friend sent me a text going all “we’re all having a great time, drinking coffee and eating cinnamon buns, talking about work.” Half an hour later “so we just all got laid off.”

      The company was struggling as a whole, so they decided to shut down operations in this region in an attempt to downsize and keep the company afloat long enough to remedy the situation. The management didn’t know until right before the meeting, hence why no one knew what the meeting was for.

      • Endorkend
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        271 year ago

        I’m in the same boat and have to admit that while I had very low expectations people call me nuts for, the past decade especially has had me go “this is even worse!” quite a few times.

        Reality somehow one ups my worst expectations on a regular basis still.

    • Gabe BellOP
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      121 year ago

      I realise this isn’t the most enlightened response but I entirely misread “Cassandra” as “Canada” and it made the entire reply SO much more entertaining.