Unstoppable javelinas love coyote pee like it’s “bacon bits in their salad.” Here’s why golf courses are peeved

  • ArugulaZ
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    1 year ago

    Nah, just research. “They’re pigs, right? Why don’t people just cook them and eat them?” A few Google searches made the answer abundantly clear. (Also, javelinas just plain stink. It’s a skunk-like odor, and who’d want to eat whatever is making that smell?)

    • @RedAggroBest
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      The old hunter’s joke for Javelina is “Wanna know how to cook a Javelina?”

      “Dig a pit, put it on a board, roast it for 3 hours, throw out the Javelina and eat the board.”

    • HeartyBeast
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      When I worked in Peri we had a few collared peccaries around that were tame. Didn’t seem particularly smelly