Unstoppable javelinas love coyote pee like it’s “bacon bits in their salad.” Here’s why golf courses are peeved

  • @SARGEx117
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    21 year ago

    “Wild pig-like animals”

    Soooooo… Hogs?

    “javelinas”

    Oh. No. searches but boy do they sure look like it.

    If only those poor desperate club members had ar-15s with 30-round magazines, then they could stop all these feral hogs from killing their children putting green!

      • sylver_dragon
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        71 year ago

        Javelina hides were shipped east and to Europe for gloves and hairbrushes in the late 1800’s and early 1900’s.
        javelina have been considered a sporting game animal in Texas

        Seems like there might be some cross-over options here. Come for a round of 18, pull out the 5.56 iron for dinner and a souvenir set of club covers.
        Joking aside, maybe don’t put massive fields of greenery in a water stressed environment. Local herbivores might just show up and eat said greenery.

      • @SARGEx117
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        11 year ago

        Didn’t suggest they weren’t.

    • dantheclamman
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      21 year ago

      Convergent evolution is a helluva drug