Paul Stastny, a 37-year-old, well-traveled center who transformed his game from a first-line, power-play-type forward to a third- and fourth-line specialist, has decided to retire from the NHL after 17 seasons.
Happy trails, Paul! But did he really play 17 years? Oh my god I’ve really been alive long enough to remember when he entered the League. Holy fuck I refuse to accept the passage of time…
Happy trails, Paul! But did he really play 17 years? Oh my god I’ve really been alive long enough to remember when he entered the League. Holy fuck I refuse to accept the passage of time…
Us right now: 👴
Speak for yourself. And GET OFF MY LAWN, DAMN IT!
Please don’t swing your cane at me!
Pretty sure that would be high-sticking or slashing. I might be old, but I’m not a goon.