Vegan food gives me the squirts. Which sucks because I love those morning star black bean burgers, but if I eat one I’ll get the explosive poopies. Likewise, if I eat a salad I will definitely have violent mud butt just a few hours later. If I eat too much fiber for dinner I wake up around 1am with stomach cramps and spend the rest of the night on the throne.
Truthfully, I was a heroin addict for over a decade, and then went through methadone for a few years. Now, I’m completely sober. I even got off the methadone. I only bring this up because opiates make you incredibly constipated, and now that I am no longer on opiates at all. I poop like probably 8 times a day every day. But, when I eat anything with a lot of fiber it gets serious. So, I’m afraid that the opiates messed up my digestive system, and because I have no insurance and live in the US. I can’t go to a doctor.
I know that it probably sounds like I’m joking or being a troll. I swear I’m being serious. I just don’t know how to comfortably talk about my poop habits with strangers without trying to make it at least mildly humorous.
Yeah I take that. It helps. I’ve thought about taking loratadine like as a daily preventative medication, but as it is an opiate itself I’ve wanted to stay away from it. Even if it technically can’t get you high. I say technically because I think if you take very very large quantities it can get you high.
I go to the local charity hospital. They thought maybe I had ulcers or something. That has turned out to probably not be correct. But, whatever it is it absolutely fucking sucks.
Vegan food gives me the squirts. Which sucks because I love those morning star black bean burgers, but if I eat one I’ll get the explosive poopies. Likewise, if I eat a salad I will definitely have violent mud butt just a few hours later. If I eat too much fiber for dinner I wake up around 1am with stomach cramps and spend the rest of the night on the throne.
I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
Yeah you definitely need to see a gastroenterologist. Eating just the protein a bean burger gives shouldn’t give you the shits.
Truthfully, I was a heroin addict for over a decade, and then went through methadone for a few years. Now, I’m completely sober. I even got off the methadone. I only bring this up because opiates make you incredibly constipated, and now that I am no longer on opiates at all. I poop like probably 8 times a day every day. But, when I eat anything with a lot of fiber it gets serious. So, I’m afraid that the opiates messed up my digestive system, and because I have no insurance and live in the US. I can’t go to a doctor.
I know that it probably sounds like I’m joking or being a troll. I swear I’m being serious. I just don’t know how to comfortably talk about my poop habits with strangers without trying to make it at least mildly humorous.
As someone with digestive problems, feel free to talk about it! I know first hand now bad this shit sucks (pun intended).
Have you tried Omeprazole? You can buy it OTC where I am.
Yeah I take that. It helps. I’ve thought about taking loratadine like as a daily preventative medication, but as it is an opiate itself I’ve wanted to stay away from it. Even if it technically can’t get you high. I say technically because I think if you take very very large quantities it can get you high.
I go to the local charity hospital. They thought maybe I had ulcers or something. That has turned out to probably not be correct. But, whatever it is it absolutely fucking sucks.