As always: be excellent to each other, serious responses welcome, but generally keep it light-hearted.

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    Where are the inertial dampeners when in battle. Seems like every battle we have some one flying across the bridge.

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      61 year ago

      And who the hell has been packing the consoles with rocks?

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        41 year ago

        Engineering says the console doesn’t work without them.

        Then I said, okay, but why assembled in Satanic runes?

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        1 year ago

        Just be glad they aren’t packing boxes of nails.

        Also why are there flames erupting from the consoles anyways. Shouldn’t those just be a bunch of computers? Do future computers run off propane or something?

        • @ummthatguyOP
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          71 year ago

          “Plasma conduits”

          Sounds safe to me.