• ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝M
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    51 year ago

    I heard this on the radio in the car (and was laughing as I knew one of you would beat me to this!). I do wonder how enforceable all.this is:

    Among the restrictions imposed, Hunt is now banned from:

    • Being in possession of any type of mask or face covering in a public place, including whilst in a vehicle in a public place, between the hours of 21:00 and 06:00 unless officially required for medical purposes or by law.
    • Wearing or being in possession of black all-in-one garments in a public place, including in a vehicle in a public place between the hours of 21:00 and 06:00.
    • Crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground in a public place whilst wearing a full-body covering, clothing that appears like a full body covering and/or mask/full face covering.

    “I saw the accused proceeding in a westerly direction in a suspicious black outfit”.

    He’s also allowed to wear a gimp suit (minus mask) before 21:00 but not to crawl on the ground while wearing it, but what if there’s a patch of black ice? Gimp suits are notorious for their lack of traction and he could be in all sorts of bother.