Seriously, “Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time”
With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they’re asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter…
- Ensure that the CEO is burped after every meal.
- Make a nappy check on CEO every half hour and change accordingly.
- Provide the entertainment in the form of peek-a-boo and “got your nose” games.
- Put CEO in bed ahead of schedule in the case of late evening temper tantrums.