• postmateDumbass
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    1 year ago

    Why do you have a gaggle of schoolchildren in the shower with you?

    Or did you misread the question?

    • Flying SquidOP
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      1 year ago

      Oh, you want to know what I would do if I was hiding in a closet from an active shooter? Obviously I would pull out my M-16, kick down the door, then use suppressing fire to throw a grenade at the gunman. After that, I would just wait to be awarded my medal of valor.