• @[email protected]
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    251 year ago

    Hours into his testimony, Trump attempted to read from a piece of paper he retrieved from his pocket. “I’d love to read this, your honor, if I could. Am I allowed to do that?” Trump asked. The judge said no.

    Now I’m just imagining him reading a chapter of Shakespeare or something, like he thought he was in literature club.

    Not that I could imagine Trump visiting a literature club, but I can imagine him thinking it.

    • kase
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      51 year ago

      I am so curious what he paper was. I like to think it was a haiku he wrote

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        51 year ago

        A haiku he wrote l, and then turned into an irrelevant essay about some golfclubs and pussygrabbing.

        Sry Im not american and dont know what shit he talks about.

        • kase
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          21 year ago

          Haha dw, that was spot on!