OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—Irate Republican officials in Ohio have been crying foul over Tuesday night’s election results, claiming that there were “widespread cases” of women voting across the state.
Harland Dorrinson, a G.O.P. operative in Lake County, said that he had “eyewitness accounts” of “swarms of women” standing in long lines outside of polling places.
Prepare for more whining about how feminism is destroying our nation, while the people doing the whining do their damnedest to destroy our nation while working with all of our worst enemies to do so, all in the name of greed, power, and control.