• Flying Squid
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    1211 months ago

    My wife is 5 feet tall. She doesn’t like it when I call her a midget, but you can’t escape the truth.

    • @Smokeydope
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      511 months ago

      No, but you CAN do olympic levels of mental gymnastics to deny it! 5’ suddenly becomes average height if you cope hard enough