Unethical Life Pro Tips • 1 year ago

ULPT: Find and befriend your co-workers that don't drink, because if there's ever a work function with drink tickets, you can try to get theirs.

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ULPT: Find and befriend your co-workers that don't drink, because if there's ever a work function with drink tickets, you can try to get theirs.

Unethical Life Pro Tips • 1 year ago

Don’t be too obvious about it though.

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@daniskarma
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5•1 year ago
If you are the sober friend the real UPLT is to charge people for your free drink tickets.

A drink cost 10? Ok I’ll give you my free ticket for 8.
- @boredtortoise
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  0•1 year ago
  Exchange the tickets for joints
  - @STUPIDVIPGUY
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    1•1 year ago
    yes much healthier

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