Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year ago

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

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I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year ago

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Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

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@antaymonkey
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17•1 year ago
What am I missing here?
- @Vee4
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  36•1 year ago
  “I got fat because I ate too much.”
  - @antaymonkey
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    6•1 year ago
    Ohhhhhhhhhh. Hehehe.

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