• @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    461 year ago

    Little shits under 5 are preprogrammed to fucking try to kill themselves at post haste it fucking seems. That’s why I support using those damn leashes for your suicidal toddler.

    How the fuck did humans become the apex species when their young is hell bent into rushing into a sabertooths mouth?

    • @Alexstarfire
      link
      221 year ago

      Had enough kids that eventually one didn’t do things like that.

      • @baldingpudenda
        link
        151 year ago

        You would think all those generations would have bred the suicidal tendencies out of toddlers. Instead we got easily fooled eyes and hackable dopamine drip.

        • @Alexstarfire
          link
          31 year ago

          Mutations still occur. They aren’t all good. :)

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        91 year ago

        Maybe we were never supposed to protect em lol that’s why the world pop only got above a billion when we started introducing “Hey let’s not let the kids kill themselves” ideas and laws.

        The little Jimmy that decided he wanted to pet the Gator didn’t grow up to be Jimothy Bodangles, PHD.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      101 year ago

      Humans are also the ones publicly shaming parents for not removing their toddlers from sabertooths’ mouths.