• @Emerald
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    431 year ago

    Image Transcription: Social Media


    🖖 Jochen Mader 🇪🇺

    I work in IT, which is the reason our house has:

    • mechanical locks
    • mechanical windows
    • routers using OpenWRT
    • no smart home crap
    • no Alexa/Google Assistant/…
    • no internet connected thermostats

    association-of-free-people

    🤔


    elpatron56

    Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future!

    Programmers/Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.


    firstdegreeliberty

    Best part though?

    Security technicians: *takes a deep swig of whiskey* I wish I had been born in the neolithic.


    • @uis
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      211 year ago

      Good human

      • @Emerald
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        131 year ago

        Thanks :3. I think its the first transcription I’ve done on Lemmy.