Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist Memes • 11 months agoWhy not?media.mas.toimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1445arrow-down112cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1433arrow-down1imageWhy not?media.mas.toLanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist Memes • 11 months agomessage-square32fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink25•11 months agoYou don’t like pasta: you’re already living in Hell
minus-squareNegativeLookBehindlinkfedilink8•11 months agoYou can repent by drinking 6 jars of marinara (Prego is not acceptable)
minus-squarefknMlink3•edit-211 months agoDon’t listen to this heathen, all who seek his noodles are welcome regardless of the sauce you choose… except those who misfits who eat the devil’s cream based sauces… May they give themselves neverending gastric distress.
What if I don’t like pasta? Will I still go to hell?
You don’t like pasta: you’re already living in Hell
I don’t like pasta, oh no
You can repent by drinking 6 jars of marinara (Prego is not acceptable)
Don’t listen to this heathen, all who seek his noodles are welcome regardless of the sauce you choose… except those who misfits who eat the devil’s cream based sauces… May they give themselves neverending gastric distress.
Does carbonara count?