Americans wondered what sort of adult would deny the outcome of a legitimate election and believe the separation of church and state is a myth.

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Americans are terrified by the dawning realization that Rep. Mike Johnson is the adult in the room, millions of Americans have confirmed.

Across the country, residents of the United States were initially cheered by the possibility that an adult was in the room, but were immediately shattered by the discovery that said adult was Rep. Johnson.

  • Decoy321
    11•1 year ago

    Jokes aside. We gotta watch out for the propaganda tactics that they use to normalize this guy. He’s not the adult in the room. The others are just worse.