The Monkey's [email protected]English • 11 months ago

I wish for a high five from the monkey's paw

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I wish for a high five from the monkey's paw

The Monkey's [email protected]English • 11 months ago

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@DarkMessiah
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5•11 months ago
Granted. The monkey’s paw was infected with super malaria, and now you are too.
- livus
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  1•11 months ago
  …or monkey pox.

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