And literally said it’s almost impossible to live rich and greedy and then go to heaven.

I’ve literally heard the prosperity gospel snake oil con artists say “wait, no no no, by the ‘eye of a needle’ Jesus meant the entry to a famous town that was referred to as that at the time, so, really he was welcoming the affluent, saying his kingdom will be as open to them as a town entry!”

And people actually buy that hilarious horseshit!