• StudSpud The StarchyOP
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    1 year ago
    how many dumb fkn poems have i written ffs

    Just got out of bed, feeling a bit fried
    Interview later, I wonder if I’ll be hired
    The cat slept with us, and now he’s yowling
    Though he’s been fed, he thinks his tummy’s still growling
    Curled up on the couch, heater in my face
    I’m anxious about this employment race
    It’s hard to talk myself up when I’m so iffy
    But I’ll clean myself up, looking so spiffy
    I’ll cage up the thoughts that hold me back
    And when I get home, I’ll have a panic attack
    As long as I can hold it until after I’m done
    I’ll nail this appointment, and then I’ll have won.