• @bmsok
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      2511 months ago

      But when it’s 1:30am and two of them jump out of a dumpster at you as you’re taking out the trash after a night with friends it feels more like a standoff and your trash is a mafia-style bribe

        • @bmsok
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          711 months ago

          I guess in the moment my gift was that I didn’t have to get a rabies shot? Time will tell if/when I see those critters again.

    • @Ziglin
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      411 months ago

      I’d prefer magpies.