@Clbull to Dank Memes • 11 months agoRelationship statusimagemessage-square94arrow-up1683arrow-down153
minus-squareTakatakatakatakataklinkfedilinkEnglish-17•edit-210 months agoAlso hotter than all her friends. Marriage is a mug’s game anyway.
minus-squareGladiusBlink-23•10 months agoNah. There are at least two in that line up that are cute. In fact some people thinking drinking like a lush is a huge turn off.
minus-squareTakatakatakatakataklinkfedilinkEnglish-26•10 months agoYou’ve been too sober for too long and it has affected your judgement. Which one will it be, sport? Moonface, Grandma or the skeletal ghost of benedict cumbersnatch?
minus-square@Eliveylink-4•10 months agoYeah their elbows are pointy and their hair is too frizzy 0/10
minus-squareGladiusBlink-15•10 months agoWho says I am sober? Just because I don’t see women that are wasted as attractive?
minus-squareTakatakatakatakataklinkfedilinkEnglish11•10 months agoEvidence of one beer, wasted? Whatever GladiusB.
minus-squareKühe sind tolllinkfedilink4•10 months agoIn Germany we say “lieber Frau und Kind erschießen, als ein Tropfen Bier vergießen”. (better to kill wife and children, than to waste a drop of beer).
Also hotter than all her friends. Marriage is a mug’s game anyway.
Nah. There are at least two in that line up that are cute. In fact some people thinking drinking like a lush is a huge turn off.
You’ve been too sober for too long and it has affected your judgement. Which one will it be, sport? Moonface, Grandma or the skeletal ghost of benedict cumbersnatch?
Yeah their elbows are pointy and their hair is too frizzy 0/10
Who says I am sober? Just because I don’t see women that are wasted as attractive?
Evidence of one beer, wasted? Whatever GladiusB.
In Germany we say “lieber Frau und Kind erschießen, als ein Tropfen Bier vergießen”. (better to kill wife and children, than to waste a drop of beer).
No we don’t say that.
Logical. You are too smart for me …